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They call me ... Sarcasmo
How's this for a gunshot survivor...
Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick
up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with
the windows
rolled up and with her eye s closed, with both hands behind the
back of her
head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's
eyes
were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she
was okay, and
Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head,
and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her
head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad
of bread
dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister in the backseat grocery bag had
exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and
the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out
what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a
blonde and a
an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.
Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick
up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with
the windows
rolled up and with her eye s closed, with both hands behind the
back of her
head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's
eyes
were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she
was okay, and
Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head,
and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her
head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad
of bread
dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister in the backseat grocery bag had
exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and
the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out
what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a
blonde and a
an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.
