TurboK9
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So Bob is in the bar trying to meet women.... and has no luck, not even a sidelong glance his way... no attention at all. He notices, however, a rather plain looking fellow, clean cut and nicely dressed, and the women are just flocking around this guy.
So Bob ambles over, and asks "Dude. What is your secret? How do you get these women to fall all over you?" To which the man replies "No secret. Just dress nice, shave, comb your hair... you know, just make an effort to look good."
So the next night Bob tries this, really spruces himself up... again, no luck. He sees the guy again, and says "I really tried to look good, but still... It isn't working." The guy replies "Well, tomorrow, try putting a sweet potatoe in your pants. Trust me, it'll work."
Sure enough, old Bob sets out the next night with a sweet potatoe in his pants. Still! No Luck! Suddenly, he sees the guy from the previous two nights walking towards him... "One more piece of advice, Bob" He says. "I see you have the sweet potatoe in your pants.... Try moving it to the front."
So Bob ambles over, and asks "Dude. What is your secret? How do you get these women to fall all over you?" To which the man replies "No secret. Just dress nice, shave, comb your hair... you know, just make an effort to look good."
So the next night Bob tries this, really spruces himself up... again, no luck. He sees the guy again, and says "I really tried to look good, but still... It isn't working." The guy replies "Well, tomorrow, try putting a sweet potatoe in your pants. Trust me, it'll work."
Sure enough, old Bob sets out the next night with a sweet potatoe in his pants. Still! No Luck! Suddenly, he sees the guy from the previous two nights walking towards him... "One more piece of advice, Bob" He says. "I see you have the sweet potatoe in your pants.... Try moving it to the front."
I thought it was because he had an "e" in potato. 
Heard the same joke, but instead of a potatoe (!), the guy calmly licks his eyebrows.