saddlemount
Mudslinger
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos - about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down
inside them. I'm telling ya man...you ' ll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking
new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the
swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces,
turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"
attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos - about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down
inside them. I'm telling ya man...you ' ll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking
new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the
swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces,
turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"
