Switching roles
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I can wrap presents better than my wife.
Hank
my war
Do you pee sitting down?
Occasionally, does that bother you?
glhs837
Power with Control
Same here. My mother and grandmother were very particular in their wrapping, to understate it a bit
Picture to Mr Miaggis of present wrapping, both after you..... "Line up the pattern.....not like THAT, like THIS!!!!!". "Bows shall be placed with exactly one half inch of space between the left side and upper edge of the box", "That paper isn't pressing against the box everywhere, do it over"And odd shaped gifts were fought over, not to shuffle them off, but to get to wrap them and show off, any bozo can wrap a normal box. And this doesnt even begin to address the evil to be done with boxing and packaging meant to misdirect. Took me years to find my heavy tape dispenser at a yard sale, you simply cant find really heavy ones anymore, and wrapping without one is like driving with your teeth.
NorthBeachPerso
Honorary SMIB
Presents are wrapped?
MarieB
New Member
I seem to be the only one able to keep track of the scissors and tape
I always "lose" the tape while I'm wrapping. I hate that
Toxick
Splat
acommondisaster
Active Member
Wrapped = gift bag, tissue, cute bow at the top and the tag on the handle. Voila.
GregV814
Well-Known Member
asks the "man" in a pink bunny suit...
Hank
my war
I am comfortable enough with my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear pink. How bout you? Scared of a color? Threatened that it may open up a closet full of rainbows and unicorns and expose your secret thoughts of frequenting bath houses with Barney Frank & Richard Simmons, Greggy? It'll be alright
I am comfortable enough with my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear pink. How bout you? Scared of a color? Threatened that it may open up a closet full of rainbows and unicorns and expose your secret thoughts of frequenting bath houses with Barney Frank & Richard Simmons, Greggy? It'll be alright
But apparently the thought of a guy sitting while they pee does challenge your sexuality.
I seem to be the only one able to keep track of the scissors and tape
wrapping is a waste time, gift bags .... are reusable
Sounds good unless you were once married to a woman who caught christmas wrap on sale and bought about 50 rolls of the crap. Gonna take me forever to use what I have, especially since I just get gift cards most of the time.
Hank
my war
How so? Did I say that? It was a simple question. Sorry if it offended you. Happy Kwanzaa!
Yep just a simple question from out of the blue, didn't mean a thing to the conversation. If you can't be honest with yourself how do think anyone will take you seriously?
Hank
my war
Who said I wanted to be taken seriously? You really think I was offended by his pink bunny comment?
Who said I wanted to be taken seriously? You really think I was offended by his pink bunny comment?
Maybe not, but your statement about it being an innocent, innocuous, comment still rings hollow.
Hank
my war
About how you pee? I really touched a nerve, huh? Feliz Navidad!