SWM 42, ready to make the leap. Looking for SF 30-44

[Pete]

I might be wasting my good years alone. Time to hook up. Single custodial dad of a charming 10 year old. Own my own home, good salary, and a Harley.

I like football, paintball, cooking, long walks on the beach and hope for world peace. Conservative most of the time, kid at heart, handy around the house. Chick must be understanding and calm because on rare occasions I can be cranky.

If you are a hottie inside and out, 30-44 years old, not needy, not into nagging, funny, and a freak in bed send a PM. No karma please.

 

[Otter]

You'd double your chances if you just looked for a single person instead of a SF.

 

[Pete]

You'd double your chances if you just looked for a single person instead of a SF.

I have standards.

 

[cattitude]

You forgot "no snoring."

 

[Pete]

You forgot "no snoring."

True but a little snoring is OK. It is only a deal killer if you have to put a cage over your head to keep you from sucking pillows and drapes into your bronchi, that is a problem.

 

[Vince]

SWM 42, ready to make the leap

How much longer are you going to keep telling the women you're only 42?

 

[Chasey_Lane]

It is only a deal killer if you have to put a cage over your head to keep you from sucking pillows and drapes into your bronchi, that is a problem.

I guess that leaves me out.

 

[Pete]

How much longer are you going to keep telling the women you're only 42?

I have a birth certificate to prove it geezer.

 

[Pete]

I guess that leaves me out.

Yup and you are not single. :shrug:

 

[High EGT]

True but a little snoring is OK. It is only a deal killer if you have to put a cage over your head to keep you from sucking pillows and drapes into your bronchi, that is a problem.

What about a protruding Adams Apple?

 

[kwillia]

How much longer are you going to keep telling the women you're only 42?

Until November 15th.

 

[Pete]

Until November 15th.

 

[cattitude]

Until November 15th.

So, this must be an urgent search.

 

[Pete]

I have to head to a meeting but I cleaned out my PMer box. If you are not in the first 500 try again after lunch, I will have weeded out some by then

 

[kwillia]

So, this must be an urgent search.

I've noticed a pattern... his urgent searches come in spurts.

 

[cattitude]

I've noticed a pattern... his urgent searches come in spurts.

They peter out quickly.

 

[kwillia]

They peter out quickly.

Exactly.

 

[onebdzee]

I might be wasting my good years alone. Time to hook up. Single custodial dad of a charming 10 year old. Own my own home, good salary, and a Harley.

I like football, paintball, cooking, long walks on the beach and hope for world peace. Conservative most of the time, kid at heart, handy around the house. Chick must be understanding and calm because on rare occasions I can be cranky.

I've seen you in an evening gown and a swim suit(he chose a bikini)

I'm out

 

[nachomama]

What about a protruding Adams Apple?

But I swear, that's the reason I snore so bad.

 

[Vince]

I've noticed a pattern... his urgent searches come in spurts.

Give up the search and just have fun.