Symptoms

[dn0121]

What does it mean when your fiance's abs have gotten rock hard, her arms have gained definition, and you can bounce a quarter off of her butt? The wedding is coming up soon and I want to make sure there are no surprises.

 

[4d2008]

P90x

 

[4d2008]

OR, she is taking the pills you mentioned to KVJ...

 

[vraiblonde]

What does it mean when your fiance's abs have gotten rock hard, her arms have gained definition, and you can bounce a quarter off of her butt? The wedding is coming up soon and I want to make sure there are no surprises.

Is your fiancee a man or a woman?

 

[dn0121]

Is your fiancee a man or a woman?

Man

 

[vraiblonde]

Man

He's having an affair.

 

[dn0121]

He's having an affair.

I knew it

PS: her = female

 

[toppick08]

 

[whome20603]

What does it mean when your fiance's abs have gotten rock hard, her arms have gained definition, and you can bounce a quarter off of her butt? The wedding is coming up soon and I want to make sure there are no surprises.

Is your fiancee a man or a woman?

Her = Woman

Man

You're confused this time, not me

He's having an affair.

No wonder his fiance's cheating, dn keeps calling him her or her him or maybe its both and that's just his thing :shrug:

 

[migtig]

I knew it

PS: her = female

I'll come clean. It's with me.

 

[whome20603]

I'll come clean. It's with me.

Must be your crunchy candy shell

 

[migtig]

Must be your crunchy candy shell

I take her out on dates too and bribe her with goodies from Starbucks.

 

[dn0121]

I take her out on dates too and bribe her with goodies from Starbucks.

Hey if your paying she can go all she wants. The allowance I give her does not afford her *$

 

[migtig]

Hey if your paying she can go all she wants. The allowance I give her does not afford her *$

Ahem, you obviously don't understand how a give and take relationship works.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

Hey if your paying she can go all she wants. The allowance I give her does not afford her *$

you're

I'm going to start giving you a fine for each time you make that mistake. That will be HER going out on ladies night fund

 

[vraiblonde]

maybe its both and that's just his thing :shrug:

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[dn0121]

you're

I'm going to start giving you a fine for each time you make that mistake. That will be HER going out on ladies night fund

who said its a mistake

 

[whome20603]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Seinfeld reference?