Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
A city guy decides to move to the country to become a farmer. He goes to one of the local farmers to buy some livestock.
The farmer brings out a hen and says to the city guy, "Now, as a farmer, you'll need to learn some special terms for livestock. To you, this bird is a chicken, but to me, the veteran farmer, this bird a pullet."
Next, the farmer brings out a donkey. "To you, this is a donkey, but to me, the veteran farmer, this is an a$$."
Last, the farmer brings out a rooster. "To you, this is a rooster, but to me, the veteran farmer, this is a c@ck."
As the city guy is paying the farmer for the three animals, the farmer says, "Now, this a$$ can be obstinant. Sometimes he'll stop and refuse to go any further. To get him moving again, just scratch him behind the ears."
Off the city guy walks down the road, with the hen under one arm, the rooster under the other, and the rope for the donkey in his hand. Along the way, he's repeating the special terms for his animals so he'll remember them: "Pullet, a$$, c@ck, pullet, a$$, c@ck..."
They walk for a while until the donkey stops in the middle of the road. The city guy tugs at the donkey's rope in frustration. He remembers the farmer's advice about scratching the donkey behind the ears, but finds that he can't do it while holding the chickens.
Then a woman walks by and sees his plight. "Can I help you?" she asks.
The city guy responds: "Yes. Could you, uh, hold my c@ck and pullet while I scratch my a$$?"
The farmer brings out a hen and says to the city guy, "Now, as a farmer, you'll need to learn some special terms for livestock. To you, this bird is a chicken, but to me, the veteran farmer, this bird a pullet."
Next, the farmer brings out a donkey. "To you, this is a donkey, but to me, the veteran farmer, this is an a$$."
Last, the farmer brings out a rooster. "To you, this is a rooster, but to me, the veteran farmer, this is a c@ck."
As the city guy is paying the farmer for the three animals, the farmer says, "Now, this a$$ can be obstinant. Sometimes he'll stop and refuse to go any further. To get him moving again, just scratch him behind the ears."
Off the city guy walks down the road, with the hen under one arm, the rooster under the other, and the rope for the donkey in his hand. Along the way, he's repeating the special terms for his animals so he'll remember them: "Pullet, a$$, c@ck, pullet, a$$, c@ck..."
They walk for a while until the donkey stops in the middle of the road. The city guy tugs at the donkey's rope in frustration. He remembers the farmer's advice about scratching the donkey behind the ears, but finds that he can't do it while holding the chickens.
Then a woman walks by and sees his plight. "Can I help you?" she asks.
The city guy responds: "Yes. Could you, uh, hold my c@ck and pullet while I scratch my a$$?"
