Tales Of Joe!

Kyle

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Biden berated for claiming he taught 'political theory' at University of Pennsylvania: 'Pretend life'


Multiple fact-checks have demonstrated that Biden only fulfilled duties as an honorary professor at the school for two years

Social media users blasted President Joe Biden after he claimed that he taught "political theory" at the University of Pennsylvania.

Critics accused the president of making up a "pretend life" with his latest claim, as there is a lack of evidence he ever taught a class at the school, despite being named an honorary professor there in recent years.

Biden mentioned his supposed teaching years during his remarks in Maryland about the economy on Thursday afternoon.

During the speech, the 46th president took a minute to talk about the threats that democracy is currently facing in America and referenced the expertise in seeing this threat that he developed while teaching at the University of Pennsylvania.






So I guess that makes him a Jewish-Catholic-Ghetto Raised-Lifeguard-Truck Driving-Secret Agent-Lawyer-Engineer-Gold Star Parent-Teaching Professor.


I was hoping they'd make a sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.
 
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Hessian

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The Biden presidential library will have to include a wing on the fantasy world Joe lived in...and have kids try on different sets of clothing while they make up fantasy careers.
 

GregV814

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well, Brian Williams told me that he and Barry Sotero and his buddy Michael took Joe's classes and got an A and a good back rub.

Also, Joe drove a '66Stang and wore a leather jacket with chains and a pair of Aviator sunglasses. "ayyyyyyyyy" (he gave Fonzie that line)
 

GregV814

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That guy can't open his mouth without lying. He and Hillary Clinton should get a room.
They did.... Joe told me... and he was grinning like Jon Lovitz.... (yeah..... thats the ticket....... I saw Hillary.....yeah, yeah, naked.... and I ahhh......smalled her hair....yeah yeah)
 

SamSpade

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From my brief experience with persons having dementia:

They remember things that never happened. They get REALLY angry when challenged or in any way, assisted. They often speak gibberish, use the wrong words, trail off sentences in the middle of thought. They can get lost just about anywhere. They forget how to do some of the most basic things.

And it is heartbreaking to take care of them, because they will never improve.
 

SamSpade

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That was a fun movie that was begging for a sequel. Another Hollywood miss.
I loved Buckaroo Banzai, and Peter Weller is still one of my favorite actors - I think it's the Robocop VOICE.

And I still say "Boo-TAY" every time one of my kids says "booty".

But it bombed at the box office, even while gaining a cult following.
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
I loved Buckaroo Banzai, and Peter Weller is still one of my favorite actors - I think it's the Robocop VOICE.

And I still say "Boo-TAY" every time one of my kids says "booty".

But it bombed at the box office, even while gaining a cult following.
No matter where you go, there you are! :yay:
 

BOP

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Biden berated for claiming he taught 'political theory' at University of Pennsylvania: 'Pretend life'


Multiple fact-checks have demonstrated that Biden only fulfilled duties as an honorary professor at the school for two years

Social media users blasted President Joe Biden after he claimed that he taught "political theory" at the University of Pennsylvania.

Critics accused the president of making up a "pretend life" with his latest claim, as there is a lack of evidence he ever taught a class at the school, despite being named an honorary professor there in recent years.

Biden mentioned his supposed teaching years during his remarks in Maryland about the economy on Thursday afternoon.

During the speech, the 46th president took a minute to talk about the threats that democracy is currently facing in America and referenced the expertise in seeing this threat that he developed while teaching at the University of Pennsylvania.






So I guess that makes him a Jewish-Catholic-Ghetto Raised-Lifeguard-Truck Driving-Secret Agent-Lawyer-Engineer-Gold Star Parent-Teaching Professor.


I was hoping they'd make a sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.
I'm pretty sure the Boston Bimbo, with her minor in economics (and major in bartending), is better versed in political theory than Joe.
 
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