Talking Clock

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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there
was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied. A talking clock?
Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked,
squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering
pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed
" You f___ing a-hole....it's ten past three in the morning!"
 
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