Tampon Timmy - aka Sugar Wallz
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Tim Walz Makes Surprise Appearance at Met Gala and We’ve Got the Red Carpet Pic!
Note: The following story contains satire.
An uninvited man snuck into Monday’s Met Gala. Thankfully, a photographer snapped a pic before security dragged the crazed man away. On Tuesday night, the pic below was posted to X. Many were shocked to find it was failed vice presidential candidate Tim Walz.
Check out the Pulitzer-worthy photo.
Authorities say he spent a few hours in the men’s room next to the hand dryer before his red carpet rush. They say it was a stunt to promote tampons in boys' and men’s restrooms.
Several witnesses say he was saying things like ‘Let’s do the hunting’ and ‘Hi, fellow men, let’s work on the autos and drink the cold, alcoholic beverages from the bottles!’ Commenters think they know what was going on.
Walz: Trump Will Wear Military Uniform Soon, We’re Fully Headed Toward Authoritarianism
Host Jen Psaki said, “Let me ask you, you said something in the New Yorker in March I thought was really interesting. I mean, you said we should prepare for the worst case scenario. I think many of us feel that way. We’re just over 100 days in, and I guess, are we in the worst case scenario right now or what are you exactly preparing for as governor?”
Walz said, “No I think it gets worse. I don’t say that as a pessimist. I say it as about a realist. We will win this. We will win it because the constitution will stay strong. We’re still seeing the courts while they’re under stress, holding. I see Donald Trump and I said it many months ago that he will eventually try and incarcerate political opponents. We saw it whether, you know, threatening my neighbor and dear friend and a man of perfect character, Tony Evers, next door. To threatening people who who don’t fall in line. Look, we’re going to have a military parade for him. I was only half tongue in cheek saying this guy will be in a military uniform before long, he is fully headed towards authoritarianism.”
these people ARE FREAKING MENTAL