Tape Worms

NOTSMC

Well-Known Member
My mom always accused me of having a tape worm when I was younger because I ate so much. Got to say I don't think I did.


That's kind of the female equivalent of catching a piece of toilet paper on your heel and wondering why people are staring at you drag two feet of it behind you when you exit the bathroom of crowded bar and return to the table of your embarrassed date.

True story.
 
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