I can't wait for more tattoo parlors to open. There just isn't enough bad prison ink on the young girls in SoMD.
A few months ago I saw an attractive young lady with "DADDY'S GIRL" inked across her shoulder blades in 2 inch lettering. What man wouldn't fall for that? I'm sure 'daddy' was dancing in the street.
There used to be a time where a piercing or a tat meant something to the bearer and the reason was closely held. Now everyone is making up reasons for ink or piercings and it's getting ridiculous. I know a girl who has a 2 foot frog tattooed just above her ass. I asked her why, and she said, "I don't know...I guess I just like frogs." I like frogs, Jaegermeister, and H&K MP5s, but I don't have any of the above tattooed on my ass!
Years ago, I went to the 'Gauntlet' in West Hollywood for a special piercing that I wanted done. (No, not that kind of piercing.) The Gauntlet actually refused to pierce my requested body part because of sanitary reasons but offered up piercings on the rest of my body parts. (Yes, those parts.)
I wish parlors in SoMD could adopt a similar sort of policy... ASK the person why they want the tattoo... Make them WAIT two weeks. And nobody under 25, period!
I sound like an old man. But ####!!! Some high school girl getting a lifelong tat of Che Guevara on her ass without knowing the story is kinda sad?!?!?
Slotted... Please allow me to crush up some burned match heads, grab a needle, and give you the bad prison tat of your dreams.