Teacher Found Standing Naked In Snow Faces Charges

[rack'm]

HARRISBURG, Pa. -- A high school teacher faces charges of assaulting a police officer and possession of illegal drugs after being arrested earlier this month while standing naked in the snow, police said.

You gotta wonder where he was stashing the drugs.

 

[RoseRed]

A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a plastic toy trumpet he found nearby.

 

[onebdzee]

HARRISBURG, Pa. -- A high school teacher faces charges of assaulting a police officer and possession of illegal drugs after being arrested earlier this month while standing naked in the snow, police said.

You gotta wonder where he was stashing the drugs.

If he was standing in the snow naked....I don't think it would be a "shrinkage factor" thing anymore....it would be a "disappearing factor" thing....

and THAT'S where he stashed them

 

[Pete]

You just can't have any fun in this country anymore.