Telemarketers!!!!

AndyMarquisLIVE

AndyMarquisLIVE

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They're now making their way onto my cell phone. I need some new cards to play with these.

Any suggestions?
 
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MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
I'm sure Olbermann can help you. After all, he's not reporting news or anything.

Here's a suggestion: don't answer the effing phone. Next question?
 
Chasey_Lane

Chasey_Lane

Salt Life
AndyMarquisLIVE said:
They're now making their way onto my cell phone. I need some new cards to play with these mother effers.

Any suggestions?
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I always ask them if they're aware of the "Do Not Call Registry" and let them know I'll be taking legal action. It took about 2 months of that, but finally every single one of them got the hint and we don't receive anymore calls. :lol:
 
cdsulhoff

cdsulhoff

New Member
Try pissing them off to a point that they hang up on you!!!
My father in law is the only person I know so far that has telemarketers hang up on him... He is so rude to people like that on the phone.. He will insult their intelligence until they are about to cry.. It is so funny.
He even cussed out the FOP. He said " You ####suckers already get enough money from me. Everytime I stop at the weight station you ticket me. So their is your F#$king donation." I thought I was going to pee my pants when he did that...
 
BS Gal

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
AndyMarquisLIVE said:
They're now making their way onto my cell phone. I need some new cards to play with these mother effers.

Any suggestions?
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How about registering your cell phone on the do not call list. I don't know the website, but I'm sure you can find it. I got an e-mail a while back that warned of telemarketers and cell phones and I registered my cell phone and hubby's. No calls so far.
 
Chasey_Lane

Chasey_Lane

Salt Life
If you get a phone call to refinance (especially for a vacation or home improvement project) tell the telemarketer they should have called 2 months ago and that you JUST finished with a $100K plus addition! That'll get 'em! :lol:
 
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Flipside

Don't do it !
AndyMarquisLIVE said:
They're now making their way onto my cell phone. I need some new cards to play with these mother effers.

Any suggestions?
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There was a number to call that was suppose to stop this from happening, but that went in the toilet.

My suggestion would be to make it legal for everyone to smack the crap out of every person thats buys from telemarketers.
 
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punjabigyrl

Active Member
When I get a call, I tell them that they interrupted something important. I was in the process of making a baby. After a gasp and a few seconds of a loss of words, the gentleman on the other hand tries to explain why he has called and I tell them I am passing my window of opputunity and now he has to talk dirty to me to get into the mood so that I can do the nasty with hubby. IF it a female on the other line, I tell her phone sex with another woman is a real turn on....They have stopped calling.

The other one is, I start talking in my language. Every fourth word is an english F word.

The other one I use is I have a few cemetary phones on my icebox and when they call for me or hubby I tell them they don't live here anymore but I can give them the new number they can be reached.

If on a cellphone tell them you stole it from the person they are trying to reach.
 
chernmax

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
I tell them to hang on a second, then yell Cover the Body, then I drill them as to their involvement with the deceased!!! :coffee:

On a good note, I have not had a telemarketer call me in over a year... :wench:
 
jbeaverjr

jbeaverjr

New Member
AndyMarquisLIVE said:
They're now making their way onto my cell phone. I need some new cards to play with these mother effers.

Any suggestions?
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Just keep saying "Hello can you hear me " a few times then they hang up.
or better yet, tell them to hold on a second, and you either turn your radio up loud, or you roll down ou window and hit your horn button a few times.
Works real good with air horns.
 
AndyMarquisLIVE

AndyMarquisLIVE

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punjabigyrl said:
When I get a call, I tell them that they interrupted something important. I was in the process of making a baby. After a gasp and a few seconds of a loss of words, the gentleman on the other hand tries to explain why he has called and I tell them I am passing my window of opputunity and now he has to talk dirty to me to get into the mood so that I can do the nasty with hubby. IF it a female on the other line, I tell her phone sex with another woman is a real turn on....They have stopped calling.

The other one is, I start talking in my language. Every fourth word is an english F word.

The other one I use is I have a few cemetary phones on my icebox and when they call for me or hubby I tell them they don't live here anymore but I can give them the new number they can be reached.

If on a cellphone tell them you stole it from the person they are trying to reach.
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:lmao: Great ideas; I'll try these.
 
AndyMarquisLIVE

AndyMarquisLIVE

New Member
chernmax said:
I tell them to hang on a second, then yell Cover the Body, then I drill them as to their involvement with the deceased!!! :coffee:

On a good note, I have not had a telemarketer call me in over a year... :wench:
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Tom Mabe, is that you. :jet:
 
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DaveH

TheMortgageGuy
Try saying, "I'm not buying, but I would love some company. Do you have any children?" ect ect.


I try to keep them on the phone as long as I can with BS talk. Thinking maybe they will get in trouble because they are on a personal call not doing thier job!

Or you could just :lalala:
 
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