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Name
Phone
Address
City State Zip
Citizenship
Race/Sex-- (Male) (Female) (Unknown) Sexual Preference
Social Security Numbers: SS#1
SS # number 2
SS # number 3
Aliases:
(1)
(2)
(3)
Last place of incarceration
Booking Number/Length of sentence
Name of Parole Officer/Phone Number
Qualifications - circle all that apply:
1. IQ Level
-under 40
-under 80
-overqualified
2. Outstanding Legal Actions
-Paternity Dispute
-Child Abuse
-Parole Violation
-Sexual Harrassment
-Stalking -Driving under the influence
Other
3. Skills:
-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Cooking the Books
-Tax Evasion
-Conspiratorial Plots
-Fraud
-Lock Picking
-Hot Wiring
-Money Laundering
-Escape Artist
-Forgery
-Phone Freaking
-Computer Hacking
Other
4. Past Experience:
-Bag Man
-Enforcer
-Disbarred Attorney
-Postal Worker
-Convict -Bookie
-Bouncer
-Mud Wrestler
-New York Cabbie
-Slumlord
-Nixon Aide
-Valujet Mechanic
-Panhandler
-Drug Dealer
Other
5. Education:
-6th grade
-Junior High
-EST
-Refrom School
-Laugh and Learn Traffic School
-Growing Years Nursery School
-Mommy & Me
-ROTC
-Kamikaze Training
-Rex Cars Driving School
-Hooked on Phonics
Other
6. Prior Criminal Convictions:
-Manslaughter
-Public Endangerment
-Tax Evasion
-Fraud
-Nose Picking
-Bribery
-Perjury
-Embezzlement
-DUI
-Breaking And Entering
-RICO
Other
7. Memberships and Associations:
-KKK
-AA
-Communist Party
-Viper Militia
-LA Bar Association
-SAG
-Nazi Party
-Church of Scientology
-Freemen
-Moonies
-Teamsters
-American Telemarketing Assn.
Other
8. Drug Experience:
-Cocaine
-LSD
-Alcohol
-Seat Sniffing
-Ecstasy
-Opium
-Heroin
-Rufies
-Reds
-Prozac
-Ridlin
-Marijuana
-Mushrooms
-Pet Tranquilizers
Other
If you can answer 50% of these questions you qualify to work for a telemarketer!
Name
Phone
Address
City State Zip
Citizenship
Race/Sex-- (Male) (Female) (Unknown) Sexual Preference
Social Security Numbers: SS#1
SS # number 2
SS # number 3
Aliases:
(1)
(2)
(3)
Last place of incarceration
Booking Number/Length of sentence
Name of Parole Officer/Phone Number
Qualifications - circle all that apply:
1. IQ Level
-under 40
-under 80
-overqualified
2. Outstanding Legal Actions
-Paternity Dispute
-Child Abuse
-Parole Violation
-Sexual Harrassment
-Stalking -Driving under the influence
Other
3. Skills:
-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Cooking the Books
-Tax Evasion
-Conspiratorial Plots
-Fraud
-Lock Picking
-Hot Wiring
-Money Laundering
-Escape Artist
-Forgery
-Phone Freaking
-Computer Hacking
Other
4. Past Experience:
-Bag Man
-Enforcer
-Disbarred Attorney
-Postal Worker
-Convict -Bookie
-Bouncer
-Mud Wrestler
-New York Cabbie
-Slumlord
-Nixon Aide
-Valujet Mechanic
-Panhandler
-Drug Dealer
Other
5. Education:
-6th grade
-Junior High
-EST
-Refrom School
-Laugh and Learn Traffic School
-Growing Years Nursery School
-Mommy & Me
-ROTC
-Kamikaze Training
-Rex Cars Driving School
-Hooked on Phonics
Other
6. Prior Criminal Convictions:
-Manslaughter
-Public Endangerment
-Tax Evasion
-Fraud
-Nose Picking
-Bribery
-Perjury
-Embezzlement
-DUI
-Breaking And Entering
-RICO
Other
7. Memberships and Associations:
-KKK
-AA
-Communist Party
-Viper Militia
-LA Bar Association
-SAG
-Nazi Party
-Church of Scientology
-Freemen
-Moonies
-Teamsters
-American Telemarketing Assn.
Other
8. Drug Experience:
-Cocaine
-LSD
-Alcohol
-Seat Sniffing
-Ecstasy
-Opium
-Heroin
-Rufies
-Reds
-Prozac
-Ridlin
-Marijuana
-Mushrooms
-Pet Tranquilizers
Other
If you can answer 50% of these questions you qualify to work for a telemarketer!