Telling Time

Homer J

Power Chord
A man was touring an Indian reservation in the southwest while doing research for a book on Native American traditions. He hired a guide to show him around and explain the various events he witnessed. About mid morning, they happened across a tribesman lying on his back on the ground, naked with a very noticable erection. The man asked the guide, "What in the world is he doing?" The guide responded, "He tell time. Use funstick for sun dial." "It 10:00 o'clock." After taking notes for his book the researcher suggested they continued on with the tour. Awhile later they ran across another man telling time in the same odd way. The man asked the guide, "So, what time is it now?" To which the guide responded, "Um, it 2:30." Moving on the man recorded many more odd but interesting methods the Native Americans used to perform mundane tasks. Some time later they came upon a naked brave, lying on his back, feverishly stroking his member. "Oh my gosh!" the researcher exclaimed. "What is that man doing?" The guide stated, matter of factly, "Him winding watch."
 

GopherM

Darwin was right
:lmao: I guess you have to be careful to not over wind the clock or you can't tell the time again for about an hour or so.
 

SA475

"Mark It Zero"
A man was touring an Indian reservation in the southwest while doing research for a book on Native American traditions. He hired a guide to show him around and explain the various events he witnessed. About mid morning, they happened across a tribesman lying on his back on the ground, naked with a very noticable erection. The man asked the guide, "What in the world is he doing?" The guide responded, "He tell time. Use funstick for sun dial." "It 10:00 o'clock." After taking notes for his book the researcher suggested they continued on with the tour. Awhile later they ran across another man telling time in the same odd way. The man asked the guide, "So, what time is it now?" To which the guide responded, "Um, it 2:30." Moving on the man recorded many more odd but interesting methods the Native Americans used to perform mundane tasks. Some time later they came upon a naked brave, lying on his back, feverishly stroking his member. "Oh my gosh!" the researcher exclaimed. "What is that man doing?" The guide stated, matter of factly, "Him winding watch."

Hilarious!
 
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