Ten Rules For Dating My Daughter Shirt

[Misfit]

10 Rules for Dating my Daughter T-shirt / Myfatherdaughterstore

“Get the 411 before you need the 911”

The rules:

1. Get a Job
2. Understand I don’t like you
3. I’m Everywhere
4. You hurt her, I hurt you
5. Be home 30 minutes early
6. Get a lawyer
7. If you lie to me, I will find out;
8. She’s my princess, not your conquest
9. I don’t mind going back to jail
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you

 

[Vince]

11. I have a .45 and a shovel. I don't think anyone will miss you.

 

[JeJeTe]

11. I have a .45 and a shovel. I don't think anyone will miss you.

My dad always said that he had a meat grinder and 3 dogs. Nobody will miss you.

 

[ZARA]

12. I have every kitchen appliance known to man. I will utilize my meat slicer, cook you, and feed you to the cops for dinner.

Lamb to the Slaughter--Roald Dahl (1916-1990)