Tennessee Bar Conversation

[RareBreed]

A guy walks into a bar in Tennesse and orders a white wine.

All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

 

[toppick08]

 

[GopherM]

Ooooooh! I like that one!

 

[withrespect]

I dont get it

 

[Star_Rider]

I dont get it

Seriously???

Ok, referring to these definitions of "mount" the Canadian meant number 12; the rednecks thought number 15

 

[Dymphna]

Seriously???

Ok, referring to these definitions of "mount" the Canadian meant number 12; the rednecks thought number 15

Actually, 14 would be more accurate to what a taxidermist does, but maybe the rednecks thought he meant 22? :shrug: This is a family friendly forum.






Hmmm....guess not.

 

[Star_Rider]

Actually, 14 would be more accurate to what a taxidermist does, but maybe the rednecks thought he meant 22? :shrug: This is a family friendly forum.






Hmmm....guess not.

I'll buy 14 as being a better definition of a taxidermist (guess I should've read a little closer) but as far as this being a "family friendly" forum...

 

[Dymphna]

"family friendly" forum...

That would be the "guess not" part of my post.

 

[Star_Rider]

That would be the "guess not" part of my post.

I know, hence the