Mikeinsmd
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Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe shop chatting over a pint of
warm goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and
starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is
my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now". "Yes, I remember
him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though"
mum confides. "Oh, so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second
son Kalid. He's 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he
had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum
quietly. "Oh gracious me", says the other. "And this is my third son.
My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the
friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause
and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at the photographs
and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"...........
Some from George Carlin
MARTHA STEWART
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson, Kobe
Bryant, Kenneth Lay, Tom DeLay, Haliburton, and Osama Bin Laden, are all
still walking around too; but they take the one woman in America
willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to
jail."
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse, Congressional, or other Federal or State Building? You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
warm goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and
starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is
my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now". "Yes, I remember
him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though"
mum confides. "Oh, so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second
son Kalid. He's 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he
had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too " says mum
quietly. "Oh gracious me", says the other. "And this is my third son.
My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the
friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause
and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at the photographs
and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"...........
Some from George Carlin
MARTHA STEWART
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson, Kobe
Bryant, Kenneth Lay, Tom DeLay, Haliburton, and Osama Bin Laden, are all
still walking around too; but they take the one woman in America
willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to
jail."
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse, Congressional, or other Federal or State Building? You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
