Test Assessment Report

[Toxick]

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction
Aperture Science.
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive


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Personnel File Addendum:

Dear <<Subject Name Here>>


I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive

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Personnel File Addendum Addendum

One last thing

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE!
Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking
when there's science to do.
When I look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
still alive

PS: And believe me I am
still alive

PPS: I'm doing science and I'm
still alive

PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive

FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I'll be
still alive

FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive

STILL ALIVE

 

[glhs837]

Fantastic game, isnt it. Did you know you can get the soundtrack, including that song, from Itunes? Or just that song.

 

[Toxick]

Fantastic game, isnt it. Did you know you can get the soundtrack, including that song, from Itunes? Or just that song.

I love that game. I hope they make another one.


I didn't know that you could download the song from itunes, but I did know that you could get it to play in Rock Band

 

[Gwydion]

Great song to a great (but incredibly short) game. The name is Still Alive if you are searching for it on iTunes (or youtube)

 

[RadioPatrol]

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction
Aperture Science.
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

The song that plays on the Radio is my ring tone

my 3 yr old loves that video and can spot the Aperture Science Symbol and tell you exactly what it is ...

 

[RadioPatrol]

Fantastic game, isnt it. Did you know you can get the soundtrack, including that song, from Itunes? Or just that song.

you can also get a BHP? file browser and open up the game files and export all the sound files

 

[Lugnut]

The cake is a lie!!!