Testicle Festival

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pingrr said:
The Testicle Festival sounds like somthing a bunch of Pirates would go to.

A Ninja booth at a Testical Festival would fit in nicely. For starters, you could do a ball(s) kicking demonstation.
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heavenly was

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pingrr said:
The Testicle Festival sounds like somthing a bunch of Pirates would go to.

You're right, pirates would go. But only to train their parrots to the taste of testicle. Then they could just command them to eat the testicles right off of ninja, thus stripping them of several of their innate powers.
 

pingrr

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A parrot is no match for a Ninja. You are forgetting that all Ninjas are equipet with thowing stars and would take the parrot out as soon as it left the dirty pirates sholders.
 

heavenly was

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pingrr said:
A parrot is no match for a Ninja. You are forgetting that all Ninjas are equipet with thowing stars and would take the parrot out as soon as it left the dirty pirates sholders.

Some pirates have developed iron parrot crackers. They are kind of like that power up in smash-bros--the one that makes you like metal mario. Only its a metal parrot for the desired amount of time. Usually not very long because they are really heavy when they are sitting on your shoulder.
 
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