Testicle Tanning
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TPD
the poor dad
I Put a Giant Red Light on My Balls to Triple My Testosterone Levels
I tried red light therapy, a radical (and expensive) alternative treatment, on my testicles— and honestly, I've never felt better
HemiHauler
Well-Known Member
If you’re vitamin D deficient, your testosterone will increase once you get out in the sun or take a vitamin D supplement. It has nothing to do with tanning your balls. If you vitamin D levels are normal, no effect at all.
I think Tucker just likes to expose his balls in front of little boys and using this as a cover.
He should put his balls in the microwave for a few minutes to ensure he can never procreate.
I think Tucker just likes to expose his balls in front of little boys and using this as a cover.
He should put his balls in the microwave for a few minutes to ensure he can never procreate.
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Remember to cover your ears with something while you are getting your balls tanned. Nothing worse than sunburnt ears.
HemiHauler
Well-Known Member
You'll never make that mistake again, will ya?
black dog
Free America
You sure know bunchs about balls, T bagged a lot in school?
He should take them out of your mouth 1st !
LightRoasted
If I may ...
If I may ...
Thinking I'm gonna go with Katy's suggestion, might even make an apportionment with her, if at all possible. Or perhaps it can be done locally?
Thinking I'm gonna go with Katy's suggestion, might even make an apportionment with her, if at all possible. Or perhaps it can be done locally?
TPD
the poor dad
Does this happen before or after the tanning?
LightRoasted
If I may ...
If I may ...
As men, we all know that the 'ole sackaroo has some mighty thin skin with blood vessels extremely close to the surface.
If this can happen with a pain relieving cream, I wonder the effects of UVA-UVB rays applied directly to the 'ole sackaroo will cause? Myself, not willing to take any chances. Not willing to be a test case for what is a profit driven fad for ignorant and vanity driven men.
I started it at the point where the skin is thinness is mentioned.
Hoping that tanning isn't involved at all.
As men, we all know that the 'ole sackaroo has some mighty thin skin with blood vessels extremely close to the surface.If this can happen with a pain relieving cream, I wonder the effects of UVA-UVB rays applied directly to the 'ole sackaroo will cause? Myself, not willing to take any chances. Not willing to be a test case for what is a profit driven fad for ignorant and vanity driven men.
I started it at the point where the skin is thinness is mentioned.