A driver from Texas with his hard-of-hearing wife in the back seat was pulled over by a cop when he crossed into California:
Cop: Can I see your driver's license?
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE WANTS TO SEE MY DRIVER' LICENSE!
Cop: You were speeding
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE SAYS I WAS SPEEDING!
Cop: I'm going to give you a warning
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO GIVE ME A WARNING!
Cop: I see you're from Dallas
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE SEES WE'RE FROM DALLAS!
Cop: The worst piece of tail I ever got was in Dallas
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!
Cop: Can I see your driver's license?
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE WANTS TO SEE MY DRIVER' LICENSE!
Cop: You were speeding
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE SAYS I WAS SPEEDING!
Cop: I'm going to give you a warning
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO GIVE ME A WARNING!
Cop: I see you're from Dallas
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE SEES WE'RE FROM DALLAS!
Cop: The worst piece of tail I ever got was in Dallas
Wife: What did he say?
Driver: HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!