texas roundhouse

libertytyranny

Dream Stealer
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.



and that's in texas, right?
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.



and that's in texas, right?


I believe Chuck Norris, with his Kiwi Black hair and Porno moustache, will be at the Texas Roadhouse at 7 PM tonight to kick off the grand opening.. Just don't order the chops!!
 
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