Ridunno
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A rough looking cowboy rides into town and tethers his horse outside the local Saloon. He goes inside, sits down, and drinks a couple of beers. When he is done drinking, he gets up and goes outside, only to find his horse missing. He storms back inside the Saloon and shouts threatingly "If my 'orse ain't back where i lef' it by the time i finish one more beer, the same thing gonna happen which happen in Texas!" With that he sits down and drinks down one more beer. After he is done he walks outside and sure enough his horse is back again. He jumps on and begins to ride off. "By the way, " shouts a man from the Saloon entrance "what happened in Texas?" "I had to f***in' walk home!" The cowboy replies.