That "smart" rap music....

This_person

Well-Known Member
The thing about hip-hop today is it's smart, it's insightful. The way they can communicate a complex message in a very short space is remarkable.
Barack Obama
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Shorty I wanna know if you come over
If you don't mind girl put your legs up on my shoulders (ooh-wee!)
Don't lie, I can see it in your eyes
You want for you and I to do the freaky things you like

When I put-put-put it on girl, when I put-put-put it on ya
When I put-put-put it on girl, when I put-put-put it on ya
When I put-put-put it on girl, when I put-put-put it on ya
When I put-put-put it on ya, put-put-put it on ya
Yes, it's amazing how insightful and complex hip hop artists can be with so few words. :yay:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Huh! I'm the narcotic king, call me sire
Night after night light the club on fire

I'm gettin a lil' tipsy anybody seen Mya?
I'm a have her screamin for her back like Khia

Now we in the penthouse they in the lobby
Gucci frames on I don't see nobody
Damn lil' mama I'm a need yo' body
Profound. :yay:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
When I hit da dance floor, y'know I'm doin the Stanky Legg (do it!)
Salsa merengue, den ya rub across ya head
You a ace boon coon chick, you can do it too
Snap ya fingers in the urr and shake yo' micros too (ayy!)
And smart. :yay:
 

Pete

Repete
Like square butts and I cannot lie
Squid and Sea Star can’t deny
When a sponge walks in, four corners and his pen
Like he got phone book implants, the crowd shouts

All the ladies stare
Dang those pants are square!
Swimming through the seaweed tangle
Is a butt with sharp right angles

Now Sponge Bob, I wanna get witch-ya
‘Cuz you’re making me rich-ah
Underwater, we keep it grungy
‘Cuz everybody knows that ‘He so spongey!’

Ooh, Rumplespongeskin
You dance, but your hips don’t bend
So groove it and move it
If you got caboose, then prove it

Sponge Bob is dancing
And Squidward is glancing
He’s hatin’… wet
He’s got Sponge Bob runnin’ his set

I’m tired of all these chairs
They don’t accommodate these squares
Take the average ???? tell him that
You gotta have square back

Mr. Krab! (yeah)
Patrick! (yeah)
Has Sponge Bob got the butt? (oh yeah)
Then shake it (shake it)
Shake it (shake it)
Shake that cubicle butt

Sponge Bob got back
(Naw, dude, I said cubicle, not booty-ful. Don’t trip. Yeah baby, when it comes to sea life, curves ain’t got nothin’ to do with Bob’s selection. 2 x 2 x 2 square trousers, working that black belt, looking like dotted lines. That’s how Sponge Bob like to rock them threads baby.)

A word to the DC sponges who wanna get wit it
And watch Sponge Bob kick it
I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub ’til the break of dawn
Bob got it goin’ on, been known to rock him a thong
Them round butts won’t admit it
But they’d wear that gear if they could fit it

You can draw his body on paper
His waistline really don’t taper
Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him
Wanna push his pores and tease him

But Sponge Bob ain’t gonna have too much of that squeezin’
You other sponges don’t want none unless you rock square buns!

To the new sponges in the magazines, you ain’t it Miss Thang
We rock them cubes, gals and dudes
Put it down at the goo lagoon

Some other box must get jealous
At the moves that come from square fellas
See Bob and they wanna get him
But Sandy Cheeks he won’t let ‘em

If you happen to wander on land
And you wanna be a square butt fan
And drive the crew right to Burger King
And give that sponge a ring

Sponge Bob got back!
__________________
 

bcp

In My Opinion
I have long respected the art of rap, in fact, I openly encourage my many childrens to listen to it in a way to enrich their life experience.

now, Im gonna go slap my ho
An Im gonna let her know
that the time is now
for her to get down and blow
wurd

Just cant get edcation like that from the cracker ho in the school room
 

Gwydion

New Member
oh come on, rap has gotten pretty awesome...



Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My ####s so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya

I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus...

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...

Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Chorus....

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
 

sweetprincess23

New Member
because "honkey tonk ba donkey donk" is very profound. Or how about "redneck woman" thats very classy. Some songs aren't made to be smart just made to get you dancing and having a good time. You know what is smart about these types songs is that someone is making money off simple lyrics that are played on every radio station and in every bar or club. Do any of you make millions?

If i wasnt so tired I would find lyrics to inspirational rap songs, be back later with them. What I will say is truelly listen to any Tupac song and you will see he is only speaking of the truth he saw growing up. Or google India Arie, any of her songs will bring a smile to any face, shes not rap but she is black and thats what everyone always wants to put down.
 

This_person

Well-Known Member
because "honkey tonk ba donkey donk" is very profound. Or how about "redneck woman" thats very classy. Some songs aren't made to be smart just made to get you dancing and having a good time. You know what is smart about these types songs is that someone is making money off simple lyrics that are played on every radio station and in every bar or club. Do any of you make millions?

If i wasnt so tired I would find lyrics to inspirational rap songs, be back later with them. What I will say is truelly listen to any Tupac song and you will see he is only speaking of the truth he saw growing up. Or google India Arie, any of her songs will bring a smile to any face, shes not rap but she is black and thats what everyone always wants to put down.
Did any president suggest country was smart, insightful, and filled with complex messages - as a whole? If not, what's your point in bringing up those particular songs?

Was Barry only talking about black performers, or was he talking about rap music (those are two different things, unless you are including Charlie Pride in with rap music, and excluding Eminem from rap music)?
 
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