That'll Learn Him

[crabcake]

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his philandering "member" in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

 

[sunflower]

lol funny one!!

 

[itsbob]

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his philandering "member" in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

OWWWWWWIEEE!!!!

 

[SmallTown]

OWWWWWWIEEE!!!!

I would plead to her to give me a full can of gasoline to make the process go faster.

 

[crabcake]

What I wanna know is ... what'd she do to the other woman?

 

[EmnJoe]

She was still attached.

 

[Dupontster]

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his philandering "member" in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

You are a cruel and unusual woman......

 

[Kain99]

You are a cruel and unusual woman......

You have no idea........

 

[crabcake]

You are a cruel and unusual woman......

I didn't do it; I just posted it. :shrug:

Now, if'n I were to come home one day and find my s/o "snuggling" in my 300-thread count sheets with sumbiatch, he'd be wishing he were that dude!

 

[Elle]

Now, if'n I were to come home one day and find my s/o "snuggling" in my 300-thread count sheets with sumbiatch, he'd be wishing he were that dude!

So if they were on the floor, kitchen table, bathroom sink, etc..., he would be ok

 

[Tonio]

I've heard that one before, except it was the husband who caught his wife cheating, and he takes out his revenge on the other man. But I think it works better with the wife and the cheating husband.