That's no excuse!

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
I was recuperating from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to participate in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.

"Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated."

Undaunted, the caller continued trying to convince me to change
my mind and volunteer.

I interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that
means?"

She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?"
 
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