Son went to a local supply store, got two dozen baby chicks.
Me: That's not a Chicken.
Boy: Sure it is.
Me: No, he's too big.
Boy: He's just older.
Me: That's not a Chicken, that's a turkey.
Boy: No, that's an older-than-the-others chicken.
Two weeks later
Boy: I think I ended up with one turkey.
Me: (Told you so...) Duh....
Me: That's not a Chicken.
Boy: Sure it is.
Me: No, he's too big.
Boy: He's just older.
Me: That's not a Chicken, that's a turkey.
Boy: No, that's an older-than-the-others chicken.
Two weeks later
Boy: I think I ended up with one turkey.
Me: (Told you so...) Duh....