That's Not a Chicken

my-thyme

..if momma ain't happy...
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Son went to a local supply store, got two dozen baby chicks.

Me: That's not a Chicken.

Boy: Sure it is.

Me: No, he's too big.

Boy: He's just older.

Me: That's not a Chicken, that's a turkey.

Boy: No, that's an older-than-the-others chicken.

Two weeks later

Boy: I think I ended up with one turkey.

Me: (Told you so...) Duh....
 

my-thyme

..if momma ain't happy...
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And the very social turkey loves him, follows him all over the yard.

Rio, I'm not sure he will ever end up as dinner.
 
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