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Pete
Repete
I gots more.CandyRain said:C'mon...show 'em watcha got.
From da Pete Diddy archives
A real life hombre just like Yosemite Sam
But he has a weak spot for a plate of stuffed ham
Smart like an owl, crazy like a fox
Run your gab too much and he is ready to box
To Da Lake…….To Da Lake……..
The brotha knows da laws right, down to huntin season
He’s our very own forum version of a ugly Perry Mason
KK is slick and he makes some laides swoon
All he has to do is pic up da phone and OK da sonic boom
Sonic BOOOOOOM Sonic BOOOM
He will bust yo ass with endless facts and stats
Argue at yo own risk cause the old brotha knows he’s phat
KK has a column where he will always tell ya sumpin
But that’s all breeze for the Earl of southern Compton
He da MAN……..To da Lake………….
He waits and he watches waiting for someone to sniffle
Then he pounds on the keyboard and halts the endless drivel
A mean old dude who thinks he’s ruff and tuff
But everyone who knows him in real life knows he’s a powder puff
Powder Pufff……….powder Pufffff
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Pete
Repete
Don’t be bustin Ot’s timely interjection
His humor hit fast like a rapid brain infection
You coo at his pic’s and his post deletin’ ways
His file of crazy pics goes on for dayz and dayz
Ot ta………Ot ta
Ot’s a wise ole brotha, aged like a fine chedda
Keep him in Miller Lite and he’ll do ya one betta
He’s one sick ass ryhmer and post-man extrodinare
He is a rappin aquatic mammal get yo damn hands in the air
Ot ta……..Ot ta
Now don’t go thinking he’s just a swimming rat
I am here to tella the brotha is some kinda phat
He’s cool and he slick, and he drinks his Lite from the bottle
When he cruises is Bling stang his foot stay on the throttle
Ot ta………Ot ta
Ot’s so cool he’s got ice wata in his veins
John Wayne got off da horse and handed Ot the reigns
Ot’s got jack and he keeps it kinda loose
Dat’s how he afford keeping Catt in the Goose
Ot ta………Ot ta
If you go to Jethros for a cake or a rib
Just be aware you hangin in The Ot ta’s crib
If you get bold and cold just don’t be a fool
Keep yo big ass off The Ot ta’s favorite bar stool
Ot ta………Ot ta
Word
His humor hit fast like a rapid brain infection
You coo at his pic’s and his post deletin’ ways
His file of crazy pics goes on for dayz and dayz
Ot ta………Ot ta
Ot’s a wise ole brotha, aged like a fine chedda
Keep him in Miller Lite and he’ll do ya one betta
He’s one sick ass ryhmer and post-man extrodinare
He is a rappin aquatic mammal get yo damn hands in the air
Ot ta……..Ot ta
Now don’t go thinking he’s just a swimming rat
I am here to tella the brotha is some kinda phat
He’s cool and he slick, and he drinks his Lite from the bottle
When he cruises is Bling stang his foot stay on the throttle
Ot ta………Ot ta
Ot’s so cool he’s got ice wata in his veins
John Wayne got off da horse and handed Ot the reigns
Ot’s got jack and he keeps it kinda loose
Dat’s how he afford keeping Catt in the Goose
Ot ta………Ot ta
If you go to Jethros for a cake or a rib
Just be aware you hangin in The Ot ta’s crib
If you get bold and cold just don’t be a fool
Keep yo big ass off The Ot ta’s favorite bar stool
Ot ta………Ot ta
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Pete
Repete
Sweet and neat very petite
A hot little blondie with a fine ass seat
Takes no guff from behind the wheel
Piss her off in her ride she’ll give you da mommy speel
Step off…. Woof…. Woof…. Stupid kid…. Step off…..
From sunny Cali shes sure got the look
But to reach the desk she gotta sit on the Telephone book
Short shapely legs skin smooth as glass
Those legs go up and make a damn fine **cough**……..
Stand up…. Woof…. Woof…. Woof…. stand up……
Cute as a bug with long blonde hair
But don’t grab her ass or you get the piercing dark stare
Cultured and smart she is so damn classy
All that charm mounted on a fine ass chassis
Check it out…woof ….woof….woof Check it out
Now all these props about anyone could be said
But in my rap I’m talking bout our own Rosered
If she grins that grin you are a lucky fella
Now if I just could avert my gaze from Hellen and Kella
Check em out…woof…woof…check em out
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A hot little blondie with a fine ass seat
Takes no guff from behind the wheel
Piss her off in her ride she’ll give you da mommy speel
Step off…. Woof…. Woof…. Stupid kid…. Step off…..
From sunny Cali shes sure got the look
But to reach the desk she gotta sit on the Telephone book
Short shapely legs skin smooth as glass
Those legs go up and make a damn fine **cough**……..
Stand up…. Woof…. Woof…. Woof…. stand up……
Cute as a bug with long blonde hair
But don’t grab her ass or you get the piercing dark stare
Cultured and smart she is so damn classy
All that charm mounted on a fine ass chassis
Check it out…woof ….woof….woof Check it out
Now all these props about anyone could be said
But in my rap I’m talking bout our own Rosered
If she grins that grin you are a lucky fella
Now if I just could avert my gaze from Hellen and Kella
Check em out…woof…woof…check em out
Word
I had to read this twice...The first time I read it, I thought it said 
Pete said:Sweet and neat very petite
A hot little blondie with a fine ass seat
Takes no guff from behind the wheel
Piss her off in her ride she’ll give you da mommy speel
Step off…. Woof…. Woof…. Stupid kid…. Step off…..
From sunny Cali shes sure got the look
But to reach the desk she gotta sit on the Telephone book
Short shapely legs skin smooth as glass
Those legs go up and make a damn fine **cough**……..
Stand up…. Woof…. Woof…. Woof…. stand up……
Cute as a bug with long blonde hair
But don’t grab her ass or you get the piercing dark stare
Cultured and smart she is so damn classy
All that charm mounted on a fine ass chassis
Check it out…woof ….woof….woof Check it out
Now all these props about anyone could be said
But in my rap I’m talking bout our own Rosered
If she grins that grin you are a lucky fella
Now if I just could avert my gaze from Hellen and Kella
Check em out…woof…woof…check em out
Word
ylexot
Super Genius
Nice.Pete said:Sweet and neat very petite
A hot little blondie with a fine ass seat
Takes no guff from behind the wheel
Piss her off in her ride she’ll give you da mommy speel
Step off…. Woof…. Woof…. Stupid kid…. Step off…..
From sunny Cali shes sure got the look
But to reach the desk she gotta sit on the Telephone book
Short shapely legs skin smooth as glass
Those legs go up and make a damn fine **cough**……..
Stand up…. Woof…. Woof…. Woof…. stand up……
Cute as a bug with long blonde hair
But don’t grab her ass or you get the piercing dark stare
Cultured and smart she is so damn classy
All that charm mounted on a fine ass chassis
Check it out…woof ….woof….woof Check it out
Now all these props about anyone could be said
But in my rap I’m talking bout our own Rosered
If she grins that grin you are a lucky fella
Now if I just could avert my gaze from Hellen and Kella
Check em out…woof…woof…check em out
Word
OMG! How could I forgetPete said:
PETE is the Rap King
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