The 21 thinnest books

[Sharon]

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT a Travel Guide
9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. Jack Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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[jazz lady]

Doh!

Glad somebody added #21 to the list...

 

[Sharon]

Darn Jazz, that was last September, my memory only spans a few days if I'm lucky.

 

[jazz lady]

Well, I had to get you back for clicking on your second signature item. That was the pits.

 

[Kyle]

Jazz you're on a roll today!

Damn. Won't ever be questions from me about the acuracy of Jazz's memory!

 

[jazz lady]

It's a blessing and a curse. Funny thing - my husband thinks I have a bad memory since HE remembers things so much different than me!

(And Kyle - I won't rag you about the accuracy of your spelling.)

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by jazz lady
... (And Kyle - I won't rag you about the accuracy of your spelling.)

And I appreshiate it too!

 

[Tonio]

How about:

IMPROVE YOUR PUBLIC SPEAKING SKILLS by Leon Spinks
HAPPY EVER AFTER: THE GUIDE TO SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE by Elizabeth Taylor
MY LIFE AS A MAN by Truman Capote (forward by Michael Jackson)
COOKING FOR ONE by Jeffrey Dahmer
LYRICS THAT TOUCH THE HEART by Cannibal Corpse

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Kyle
And I appreshiate it too!

Yor welcum.

 

[migtig]

Okay...who has been having liquid lunches?

 

[jazz lady]

And topless, too!

 

[migtig]

Left out again....Cari I don't think yours counts. Poor baby...Want some grits to add some variety?