bcp
In My Opinion
first let me mention that this is for guys only, I know after saying that, no women will read beyond this line.
Ok Guys we are safe to speak among ourselves.
I need you brave married souls to help out my search for the perfect way to help the wife out in her daily life. (look harleygirl,, I didnt say Chores)
From time to time we have all sat across from our wife during a romantic dinner of some sort of pasta dish smothered in a wonderful and zesty tomato sauce.
We have all seen the drips of sauce hit our loved ones shirt during this festive meal prepaired with love. But, what can we do?
it is obvious that yelling "LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU FAT PIG SLOB" does not work well when trying to unlock the treasure box later that night.
We know that laughing is not a good idea.
Helping her in a way that might not express our knowlege of this accident would certainly be the best choice of available options to us. Do you not agree?
Here is what we do.
1) we know that she will fling sauce on that white sweater or shirt that she is wearing.
so lets be proactive instead of reactive, it will only show we care.
Go to the kitchen sink and look for a little sprayer type thing that is attached by a hose and sitting in a hole in the top rim of the sink.
after finding this item, note how when the water is turned on and the handle of that item is depressed at the same time,, it will spray water from the front of it.
cool thing huh?
Ok, now we have found it, and we know it works.
next, get a rubber band and place it around this sprayer in such a fashion that it holds the trigger in the use position.
Aim the sprayer to the center of the sink.
you are now done.
when your sauce stained wife goes to turn the water on to begin cleaning the dishes. (not a chore, but something she really loves to do) the sprayer will automatically hose down the spots on her shirt.
She will be so impressed with your considerate actions that she will reward you in ways you have not yet imagined.
prepair to be screwed many times for a long long time.
Glad I can help bring couples closer.
BCP.
Ok Guys we are safe to speak among ourselves.
I need you brave married souls to help out my search for the perfect way to help the wife out in her daily life. (look harleygirl,, I didnt say Chores)
From time to time we have all sat across from our wife during a romantic dinner of some sort of pasta dish smothered in a wonderful and zesty tomato sauce.
We have all seen the drips of sauce hit our loved ones shirt during this festive meal prepaired with love. But, what can we do?
it is obvious that yelling "LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU FAT PIG SLOB" does not work well when trying to unlock the treasure box later that night.
We know that laughing is not a good idea.
Helping her in a way that might not express our knowlege of this accident would certainly be the best choice of available options to us. Do you not agree?
Here is what we do.
1) we know that she will fling sauce on that white sweater or shirt that she is wearing.
so lets be proactive instead of reactive, it will only show we care.
Go to the kitchen sink and look for a little sprayer type thing that is attached by a hose and sitting in a hole in the top rim of the sink.
after finding this item, note how when the water is turned on and the handle of that item is depressed at the same time,, it will spray water from the front of it.
cool thing huh?
Ok, now we have found it, and we know it works.
next, get a rubber band and place it around this sprayer in such a fashion that it holds the trigger in the use position.
Aim the sprayer to the center of the sink.
you are now done.
when your sauce stained wife goes to turn the water on to begin cleaning the dishes. (not a chore, but something she really loves to do) the sprayer will automatically hose down the spots on her shirt.
She will be so impressed with your considerate actions that she will reward you in ways you have not yet imagined.
prepair to be screwed many times for a long long time.
Glad I can help bring couples closer.
BCP.
Damn skippy 
with the water!
