The 3 C's

Mikeinsmd

New Member
COWS,
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington . They also tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION,
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS,
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse. You cannot post: "Thou shall not steal", "Thou shall not commit adultery", and "Thou shall not bear false witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Thanks Fancybelle!! :notworthy
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
Mikeinsmd said:
COWS,
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington . They also tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION,
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS,
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse. You cannot post: "Thou shall not steal", "Thou shall not commit adultery", and "Thou shall not bear false witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Thanks Fancybelle!! :notworthy

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