The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says "What now?" Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?" The nun says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says "NO!!" and slams the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"
The 7 Dwarves
- Thread starter Magnum
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Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
(Inspired by the From the Enterprise thread)
Snow White gets pregnant. Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most likely the father?
Not Happy, because he's always in the mood and SW finds that to be a big turnoff.
Not Grumpy, because his sour mood ruins the afterglow.
Not Sneezy, because he does too much blow and can't get in the mood.
Not Dopey, because he doesn't have the first clue about what to do in bed.
Not Doc, because he's always on call, and the smell of iodine kills the mood.
Not Sleepy, for obvious reasons.
That leaves Bashful, because SW likes guys who are hard to get.
Snow White gets pregnant. Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most likely the father?
Not Happy, because he's always in the mood and SW finds that to be a big turnoff.
Not Grumpy, because his sour mood ruins the afterglow.
Not Sneezy, because he does too much blow and can't get in the mood.
Not Dopey, because he doesn't have the first clue about what to do in bed.
Not Doc, because he's always on call, and the smell of iodine kills the mood.
Not Sleepy, for obvious reasons.
That leaves Bashful, because SW likes guys who are hard to get.