GopherM
Darwin was right
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one that a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family!
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly,a drop-dead gorgeous Blond with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend, there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets!"
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted and the congregation roared!
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one that a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family!
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly,a drop-dead gorgeous Blond with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend, there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets!"
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted and the congregation roared!
