The Amish Carriage

[nhboy]

A State Trooper pulled an Amish carriage over.

He told the women driving that her reflector was broken.

After looking the rig over, he said that he was was also concerned about a leather strap wrapped around the horse's genitals, explaining that it might cause the horse some discomfort.

When she got home, she told her husband, "Jebidiah, we need to replace the reflector and fix the emergency brake."

 

[Mousebaby]

A State Trooper pulled an Amish carriage over.

He told the women driving that her reflector was broken.

After looking the rig over, he said that he was was also concerned about a leather strap wrapped around the horse's genitals, explaining that it might cause the horse some discomfort.

When she got home, she told her husband, "Jebidiah, we need to replace the reflector and fix the emergency brake."

You made that up didn't you?

 

[Homer J]

What do you call an Amish guy with his arm half way up a horse's butt?



A mechanic. :rimshot:

 

[nhboy]

You made that up didn't you?

Nope! Found it on the web.
I can't find it again but here it is again in a slightly different form. LINK

A newcomer to the political scene was campaigning in Amish country for the office of assemblyman. Outside an Amish homestead, he saw a young man milking a cow. He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote.
Just as he was getting started, an old man called from inside the house. "Luke, get in the house. And who is that guy you're talking to?"
"Says he's a politician, Pop," Luke said.
"In that case, you'd better bring the cow inside with you."