Sitting in a bar is an Arab, a Mexican, and a Texan.
The Arab says to the bartender, "Give me a shot." He drinks it and throws the glass in the air, pulls out his AK47 and shoots it.
The bartender says, "Why did you do that?"
He says, "In my country we have enough sand to make glass - we never drink out of the same one twice."
The Mexican says, "Give me a shot." He drinks it, throws the glass in the air, pulls out his pistolero and shoots it.
The bartender says, "Why did you do that?"
The Mexican says, "In my country we have enough people to make glass, we don't drink out of the same one twice."
The Texan says, "Give me a shot." He drinks it, throws the glass in the air and says... "Nah", then he pulls out his Glock and shoots both the Arab and the Mexican.
Bartender says, "Holy cow! Why did you do that?"
The Texan says, "In my country we have enough Mexicans and Arabs we never drink with the same ones twice."
The Arab says to the bartender, "Give me a shot." He drinks it and throws the glass in the air, pulls out his AK47 and shoots it.
The bartender says, "Why did you do that?"
He says, "In my country we have enough sand to make glass - we never drink out of the same one twice."
The Mexican says, "Give me a shot." He drinks it, throws the glass in the air, pulls out his pistolero and shoots it.
The bartender says, "Why did you do that?"
The Mexican says, "In my country we have enough people to make glass, we don't drink out of the same one twice."
The Texan says, "Give me a shot." He drinks it, throws the glass in the air and says... "Nah", then he pulls out his Glock and shoots both the Arab and the Mexican.
Bartender says, "Holy cow! Why did you do that?"
The Texan says, "In my country we have enough Mexicans and Arabs we never drink with the same ones twice."
