An avowed athiest was relaxing in a boat on Loch Ness when a huge creature came up from the depths and threw him and the boat into the air. The athiest screamed "Oh my God, help me!" Everything froze in time and a voice was heard, "A few minutes ago you didn't believe in me, why should I help you?" The athiest replies, "God you have to help me! A few minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"
