The Baby Costume Tred Made Me Think

DEEKAYPEE8569

DEEKAYPEE8569

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Years and years ago, I had a grammar school teacher that said said to the class, something along the lines of, "All Halloween teaches children, is how to beg."

What would YOU say to this teacher?
 
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DEEKAYPEE8569 said:
Years and years ago, I had a grammar school teacher that said said to the class, something along the lines of, "All Halloween teaches children, is how to beg."

What would YOU say to this teacher?
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My response depends on if the teacher is male or female.
If female, is she hot? :lmao:
 
drivingdaisy

drivingdaisy

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That teacher is probably grumpy because she can't eat candy. You should let it go (after a tiny prank of course). haha.
 
Toxick

Toxick

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DEEKAYPEE8569 said:
Years and years ago, I had a grammar school teacher that said said to the class, something along the lines of, "All Halloween teaches children, is how to beg."

What would YOU say to this teacher?
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I would say:

1) Extortion is not begging.

2) Halloween is for fun - it does not, and was never meant to "teach" them anything.

3) GTFOver yourself, you prig #####.
 
pelers

pelers

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Judging from the crop of extremely rude (teenage) brats I got at my (unlit, undecorated) doorstep last year, it could certainly be used to teach manners.
 
DEEKAYPEE8569

DEEKAYPEE8569

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pelers said:
Judging from the crop of extremely rude (teenage) brats I got at my (unlit, undecorated) doorstep last year, it could certainly be used to teach manners.
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You mean the ones that show up dressed like they're looking for a house to loot; and just show up with a pillow case and hold it open, not saying a word?

The only good reason to participate in Halloween anymore is the little one's.
Edit: Edit: .....and the occasional legal hottie in a catsuit or something equally "eye-catching." ;-P
JMHO
 
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drivingdaisy

drivingdaisy

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DEEKAYPEE8569 said:
You mean the ones that show up dressed like they're looking for a house to loot; and just show up with a pillow case and hold it open, not saying a word?

The only good reason to participate in Halloween anymore is the little one's.
Edit: .....and the occasional hottie in a catsuit or something equally "eye-catching." ;-P
JMHO
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This is why I answer the door with the dog and kids who look older only get 1 piece of candy. (On the other side there are parents who walk around with babies and have the baby "trick or treat." I know who's eating that candy mom and dad and its not the baby.)
 
DEEKAYPEE8569

DEEKAYPEE8569

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drivingdaisy said:
This is why I answer the door with the dog and kids who look older only get 1 piece of candy. (On the other side there are parents who walk around with babies and have the baby "trick or treat." I know who's eating that candy mom and dad and its not the baby.)
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The little one's; I hold the bowl and say, "Take a couple," then get the confused look. That tickles me. They look at me; then look at M or D as if to say, 'Take one?'

The older one's; I hand them one or two pieces.
 
Toxick

Toxick

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pelers said:
Judging from the crop of extremely rude (teenage) brats I got at my (unlit, undecorated) doorstep last year, it could certainly be used to teach manners.
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I keep about 10-15 zip-lock bags with about 4 smarties each in them. When those guys show up, they get that.


Mind you, not 4 rolls of smarties.



4 smarties.





The ones who play the game properly get the full-size chocolate globbernaughts.
 
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