The bank

[vraiblonde]

When you're a kid you go to your mom and say, "Mom, can I have $5?" and she says, "What do I look like, a bank?" Then you go to the bank and ask for $5 and they say, "What do I look like, your Mom?"

~ Jerry Seinfeld

 

[GopherM]

Kid, "Mom, can I have $5"

Mom, "What do you think, that money grows on trees."

Kid, "What is money made from?"

Mom, "Paper!"

Kid, "Where does paper come from?"

Mom, "crap!!!"

 

[stgislander]

Kid, "Mom, can I have $5"

Mom, "What do you think, that money grows on trees."

Kid, "What is money made from?"

Mom, "Paper!"

Kid, "Where does paper come from?"

Mom, "crap!!!"

I got a good laugh, but technically bills are made of a special cloth.

 

[gemma_rae]

Kid: Alright look you two, the least you can do is get me a bike!

Parents: What on Earth are you talking about?

Kid: I heard you two whispering last night. It's bad enough Dad was talking about pulling out, but when you started telling him to wait because you were coming too, that was it.

You're not leaving me alone with this house payment and no damned bike!

 

[GopherM]

Mom pulling up to the drive-thru at Starbucks, "I'll have a coffee."

Kid in back seat, "And a brownie."

Mom, "We have brownies at home."

Kid, "We have coffee at home."

Mom to speaker box, "...and a brownie!"