THE BAPTIST PREACHER & THE COWBOY

rack'm

Jaded
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the
preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd
rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than let
liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.."
 

bdh802

Bob
:lmao:
rack'm said:
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the
preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd
rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than let
liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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