The Bath Tub Test.....

[Nonno]

During a visit to a senior assisted living residence, an old Republican senior asked the director how the staff would determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?

"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," the senior said. "anyone thinking clearly would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the director, "a clearly thinking person would pull the plug. Would you prefer a room with a view of the ocean or the pool?"

 

[TurboK9]

During a visit to a senior assisted living residence, an old Republican senior asked the director how the staff would determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?

"Well," said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," the senior said. "anyone thinking clearly would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the director, "a clearly thinking person would pull the plug. Would you prefer a room with a view of the ocean or the pool?"

Must be a republican facility? I see the senior is still alive in this joke