rack'm
Jaded
A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,the
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on
the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked,
"Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh... yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep
the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what
do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete
with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it
done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,
burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison,
"what's your wish, genie?" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle,
and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is
to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said,
"Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't
mind, but what about you, honey?" You know I love you sweetheart," said
the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went
upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the
genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?" Why, we're both 35," she responded
breathlessly. "No Kidding," he said."Thirty-five years old..... and both
of you still believe in genies?"
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on
the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked,
"Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh... yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep
the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what
do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete
with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it
done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,
burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison,
"what's your wish, genie?" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle,
and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is
to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said,
"Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't
mind, but what about you, honey?" You know I love you sweetheart," said
the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went
upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the
genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?" Why, we're both 35," she responded
breathlessly. "No Kidding," he said."Thirty-five years old..... and both
of you still believe in genies?"
