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citizen_fear
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all
went:
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me
and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made
love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing
the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman? "
He's still in intensive care.
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all
went:
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me
and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made
love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing
the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman? "
He's still in intensive care.
