The Blonde Texas Rancher

[saddlemount]

Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" So the rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me, Little Lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess it's to hang your pants on..."

 

[Toxick]

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess it's to hang your pants on..."

A few weeks ago I saw a show on some learning channel or other - and there was this guy who impregnated horses. He had the male horse mount this... thing... and collected the horses fluid (roughly a gallon of it came out ).


Then he took the fluid to the female horse and started shoving fistfuls of it into the horses hoo-hoo.




Now, I'm not a horse person - about the only thing I ever done near a horse was to feed one some grass while trying not to get my fingers bit off. But I have to ask...


Why don't they just let the horses #### one another?

That seems like an awfully convoluted way to impregnate a horse.

 

[ServiceGuy]

My knowledge of horses is somewhat limited, however the male horse can hurt/injure the female horse, and some people spend more buying horses than most people spend buying a house.