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Darwin was right
A butler entered his master's library and said, "Lord Farnsworth, I have some rather upsetting news!"
"What is it man, spit it out."
"It appears that Lord Billingsly has urinated upon the lawn and written his name in the snow," stated the butler.
"Good grief Jeeves, Farnsworth must have a bladder as large as a set of bagpipes, but that is rather amusing and not really upsetting."
The butler calmly continued, "Sir the upsetting news is that Lord Billingsly's name is written in Lady Farnsworth's handwriting."
"What is it man, spit it out."
"It appears that Lord Billingsly has urinated upon the lawn and written his name in the snow," stated the butler.
"Good grief Jeeves, Farnsworth must have a bladder as large as a set of bagpipes, but that is rather amusing and not really upsetting."
The butler calmly continued, "Sir the upsetting news is that Lord Billingsly's name is written in Lady Farnsworth's handwriting."