the church organist

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mudpuddle

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he
sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl
sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated,
of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began
to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me
about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?" I was walking through the park
a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
winter.
 
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