For an experiment, a teacher uses live worms.
In the 1st test tube, she places a worm in a tube of beer.
In the 2nd test tube, she places a live worm in a tube of wine.
In the 3rd test tube, she places a live worm in a test tube of whiskey.
In the 4th test tube, she places a live worm in a test tube of mineral water.
The next day, they observe the results of the experiment.
Worm in beer, dead.
Worm in wine, dead.
Worm in whiskey, dead.
Worm in mineral water, alive and thriving.
So, the teacher asks the class what they deduced from the experiment, and a boy answers: The results show that those that drink beer, wine, or whiskey will never have to deal with any worms in their bodies.
In the 1st test tube, she places a worm in a tube of beer.
In the 2nd test tube, she places a live worm in a tube of wine.
In the 3rd test tube, she places a live worm in a test tube of whiskey.
In the 4th test tube, she places a live worm in a test tube of mineral water.
The next day, they observe the results of the experiment.
Worm in beer, dead.
Worm in wine, dead.
Worm in whiskey, dead.
Worm in mineral water, alive and thriving.
So, the teacher asks the class what they deduced from the experiment, and a boy answers: The results show that those that drink beer, wine, or whiskey will never have to deal with any worms in their bodies.