The convict

nawty1

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A man escapes from a prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house and finds the young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells the wife, "Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He has probably spent alot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guys is probably dangerous and if he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey, I love you."

To which the wife responds "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, he thought you were cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too."

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